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Konversation About Kim & Kanye


I am joined by fellow gossip lover Christina for this talk. Thanks for helping, babe! And for letting me yell at Wendy Williams outfits and wigs everyday.

Christina: So the pictures are fake of North

Dante: Yeah, those pictures are supposed to be fake. Some are saying she sent fake ones to people to see who would leak them.

Christina: Ah ha ha. Go head Kim Kardashian. Well we will soon see what she looks like because Kanye West is too flashy.

Dante: They are being offered two million for pictures.

Christina: They will take it. You know why? Because Beyonce put out a picture of her and Blue I think a week after Blue was born. Ah ha ha. They want to be a couple like them so bad. Po’ couple. They will never be like them.

Ever.

Dante: Oh, of course they will take it. I think the pictures would already be out if Kanye wasn’t involved. I see them fighting over this kind of thing. He cant hate all the media when it is why she is famous. She really made a bad decision letting him get her pregnant. They couldn’t be like Jay Z and Beyonce not matter how hard they try.

Christina: Yes, he doesn't want the baby to take away from his album. When he realize that album sales are down then he will show them. But he is too flashy to not have shown her off by now.

Dante: Oh damn I didn’t even think of it that way. I wonder if she is gonna wait for more money. I can already picture her doing a whole photo shoot and Kanye sitting there looking like someone sneezed on the back of his neck.

"What do you mean? I am smiling."

Christina: But you have to think success. His music is like your writing. He is passionate about it. He will be damned if North gets in the way of that. 

Dante: You really think he is that much of a bad human let alone father to do that though? I mean I know he is shitty but damn.

Christina: Answer me this. Is he shy? Is he not flashy? Both of them are about fame, right? He wants to be respected as an artist? Yes or no? He has only known this little girl North for a week now. Love doesn't come like that with kids baby. Sorry. Of course you feel something when they are born but it is watching them grow each and everyday that your love will grow. 

This baby is full of too much love...and burgers.

Anyone you meet you might like them instantly but it takes time to actually love them. It will be easy for him to love North because he will never change a diaper. Never get up with her when she cries in the middle of the night. What comes with babies are frustration but unconditional love. His love will come easy seeing her cute every time he sees her but it is real love when you are frustrated because they are teething and up all night long and you’re walking them back and forth. Not the nanny. 

Dante: I think I was half-ass giving him more credit than he deserves. No he is not shy. Yes, both of them are about fame. Yes, he wants to be respected as an artist. Hell. A god. What a damn mess they have made. If she thought Kris Humphries was a problem when they were getting a divorce imagine how bad Kanye will be when it is time to split time with the baby. Do you think he really loves Kim or is he happy he "won" her?

Moments later he clubbed her and dragged her back to his cave.

Christina: You will never win a hoe. Never. She switches rich men like I use to change my hair. Do he really loves her? Yes, but anyone can love. Question: he in love with her? HELL NO! Why? When you are truly in love with someone you cannot cheat. Allegations my ass. He is being talked about by Jay Z on the low as to why he is with a hoe.

He is in love with the sex. He is in love that she has as much fame as him for doing nothing. He is in love with a shell. Not her within.

Her she is with her within.

Dante: I need to have "You Will Never Win A Hoe" on a shirt. Hahaha! So you know I have said they are gonna last till around Christmas. How long do you think this will go on? Is he gonna try and marry her?

Christina: I am going to say this. They need each other. That is why they created North. They will always be linked together. So, when everyone completely hates him he has Kim to feed off of. When people are tired of Kim’s ass she can fall back on Kanye's fame. They are not a power couple, but a couple that is attention hungry. So how long will they last? Until Kanye leaves Kim at home with the baby to link up with someone that he is very interested in. Another point. Kanye is a hoe too. He cheated on Amber Rose with Kim. Remember? So what makes Kim any different? Her and Amber Rose have a lot in common.

Ugh...

Dante: I keep forgetting that he was messing with Kim when he was still with Amber. For whatever reason I think more about the fact that she fucked Kris over with the whole marriage and stuff. But these allegations keep on popping up about Kanye. Sooner or later one of them will be proven and stick.

Christina: Now back to if they will get married. They will if we are tired of they asses. they have to stay in the media. Hell she has married for fame before so why she wouldn't again. Kanye would think “Hey why not because she is my baby mama.” Kris didn't get fucked over in my opinion. He fucked out of the money he was promised. But come on? He was in on the whole bullshit as marriage too. So I don't feel sorry for his ass at all.

Dante: I think Reggie Bush and Amber dodged a huge bullet by getting away from each of them. You really think Kris was a part of all that? He doesn't seem that damn clever to me.

Christina: Babe, Kanye doesn't seem that damn smart at all. They have people thinking for them. All you have to do with a stupid person is run numbers. Run numbers to them because that is all they hear and see. How did Reggie dodge a bullet? By getting with someone that looks like Kim. “Yeah, let me be reminded of her everyday.” 

Not Kim.

Amber got with someone that will not last long in the industry at all and she weighs more than him. Geesh. He is the one that upgraded but Amber downgraded.

Dante: Ooh, you mean. Hahaha! Yes, Reggie's new girl does look like Kim but she doesn't have all the baggage that comes along with her. Not just the media shit but that mother. Ugh. And what is wrong with Wiz? He looks like a fine, upstanding citizen. Hahaha! I cant even write that and be serious. Its like this nasty ass six degrees of separation with these people. But have you noticed that Kanye paraded Amber around way more than he did Kim?

Super ugh...

Christina: He was happy to be with Amber because that was his choice. He was forced to be with Kim because they were sloppy and got caught and she cried and said “We've been in this too long. We have to make it work.” Think about this. If you’re in love with someone you always want to be around them. If your ashamed of someone you won't be around them as much. Hmm. Something to think about. 

Dante: Just to end the topic of this mess of a couple, do you think this is all going to just end with more ratings for her show and a new album for him next year talking about her?

Christina: With a child involved it will never end!

Dante: Hahaha! Well said! Hahaha!

Christina: One more point, he will not come out with an album talking about her because at the end of the day she is still the mother of his child. At least we think! POW! 

Dante: Oh! Now you gonna have Kim coming for you.

Christina: Why because my ass is real? Write that one down please. Ah ha ha ha!

Dante: Yes. Your ass is very real. Yes. It. Is.

Christina: Ha! In Kim's face! 

Its not supposed to be that color, Kim...

Dante: That's what Ray J said. Oh....!

Christina: What is it, baby? Ray J. Reggie Bush. Kris Hump. And whoever nutted in her face.

Dante: I'll go with all three.

Christina: She swallowed their babies but kept Kanye‘s. Oh okay. I'm done. (throws the mike down) 

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